I’ll thank you to stop insinuating that I’m American, and it’s so bleedingly obvious that I’m not talking about non-native speakers.

https://feddit.nl/post/13258399/8576274

• It flips;
• it phones.

I’ve just looked it up, and it seems to just come from a Reddit post where they explain how they’ve worked it out, but in their working out they’ve triple-counted the N-shaped faces.

I don’t think one follows from the other though eh?

Is this not commonly known? I used this expression just yesterday.

I’d shit in my hands and clap before I’d work in another call centre. I remember one of the managers saying I go the toilet too much, so I told I’d just piss on the desk next time, and it just breezed over him like bullets over the Terminator.

I feel this’d make many people begin to associate the sight of their families with the stress of being bollocked for something that isn’t their fault!

That solves that, then, I suppose?

The Alan Partridge autobiography’s voiced by Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge but I suppose you’d only like it if you’d seen enough Alan Partridge.

Probably because he’s written it in English.

I mix peanut butter with oatmilk and appel syrup and I eat it all up like a dog with two dicks.

I think gherkins from cold, dead hands might be considered a delicacy somewhere.

Yeah after writing it I sort of realised I was pointing out the joke, but we’re here now.

Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?

We know for certain that Gboard accesses the internet at least so it’s not out of the question. I’ve settled on Openboard, and my only problem with it is that the UK English keyboard suggests American spellings, but I’ve read that that’s a problem with all open source keyboards because of the .dict file, so I’m currently settling on the latter side of the dilemma between sacrificing privacy for Gboard and putting up with being recommended American spellings.

I went to visit my mum and dad last year and I found a globe in my sister’s old bedroom from our childhood. It was interesting seeing the handful of countries on there that have since changed.

May I ask what Google Drive has that other free cloud storage things don’t? As in what makes it work great?

One thing I find funny about the original meme is that the hands are just dirty and manly, like you can’t see any calluses or cuts or whatever, so it’s like a hand shibboleth.

Not many situations where you can use the phrase “I’ve often been born”.