Ouch, this can’t be a good look for a cybersecurity company.

It’s a garbage website as far as I can see. Might as well just stick to the actual source websites where all their content actually comes from.

Wait, what? So even if you declare bankruptcy the student debt stays on record? You still have to pay it back?

Did you also read widget as midget?

Egg in real life? How far did he take it? Did he wear a cat-ear hairband, slather himself in oil, and meow?

I’ll be your runescape girlfriend if you’ll trim my armor set for free

Baldur’s gate made a whole lot of believers; every character in that game is hot as fuck, including the horned demon lady. Especially the horned demon lady.

Untrue: Has girlfriend Homosexual: This entire post is about dick

Is this real life?

HEY GUYS I THINK THIS GUY’S HAVING AN AFFAIR

No scope for using flatpaks?

What does this mean? Whats going to change for contributors or users?

STOP I can only get so erect

You’re going to make me write a cute green-urbania fiction of my self-insert walking around a beautiful city with parks everywhere and using the sub-rails to go far distances and then get on cute retro san francisco style over land trams to make my way to walk-only brick roads and then walk to some book store, the corners piled high with books, with books stacked outside the store under a cloth awning, owned by a wise old man of unclear nationality who spends his days reading the books he sells, who knows me well enough to offer a glass of tea.

I shut up about this after I found the screen time page. I am equal parts happy and mad that it only shows the last 21 days of usage.

At this point, I’m open to all suggestions.

Ah, alright. So the wooden tank decoy just gives the illusion of security then. Gnarly.

I imagine this method produces a metric fuckton of unusable waste lumber.

Somebody please explain this meme to my smooth brain

this was funny. I like you.

Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?