OP broke into a Chinese immigrants families house and got free food.
OP found a triad money laundering establishment.
Anon frightened off a front for chinese international operations. He looked so weird they thought it’s an undercover agent.
> be me, chinese triad
> no fear
> hanging with fellow triad bros at our safe house
> suddenly, a weird unkempt man stumbles in at 1 am
> goes straight up to our most feared boss
> keeps repeating the word ‘food’ while staring at him without blinking for 5 minutes
> his eyes are as red as blood
> must be some kind of demon
> we give him food to prevent the wrath of the heavens
> he eats it, says something about explosions and stars
> leaves
> we’re all sweating, realizing that if we hadn’t given him food, he would have blown us up before going back to the stars
> everyone in that room fled the country, hoping never to see the demon again
> be me, chinese triad
> one fear
this was funny. I like you.
Op surely will feel at any point now what he actually ate
Probably just forgot where it actually was.
Or it only opens in the afternoon, and is unrecognizable when closed.
