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  • Chunk@lemmy.worldtoMemes@sopuli.xyzLuxury paint
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    1 year ago

    For better or worse it is unrealistic to expect business to just eat rising costs just because they got into business before the costs were so high. That would be nice but it’s just not how the world works. If that were true then entire economies would collapse every time there was an economic shock.






  • You are an omniscient and all powerful God.

    You create someone who is tortured and killed in a war at the age of 2.

    You are a benevolent God because you helped that person experience the full spectrum of what life has to offer.

    The 2 year old did not acknowledge your supreme authority because you did not give it a developed brain to grasp the concept and so they burn in hell for eternity, never able to fully comprehend what happened to them. Their entire existence is one of suffering and unexplainable agony.

    You are a benevolent God.






  • Chunk@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlUBI works too
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    1 year ago

    Okay all you commies get ready for politics 101

    First don’t rely on morals to make your argument. It, unfortunately, does not change capitalist minds.

    Second, frame your argument in capitalist rhetoric. For example you can say, “UBI is important to stimulate the economy by enabling Low-Income-Americans to spend more on essentials.”

    Seriously, not joking, this is how you change people’s minds.








  • Tell them you did something unverifiable but technical.

    “I started a game studio with a buddy from college. No, sorry, I don’t have a TIN (tax identification number [IRS])”

    Give them a number to a burner phone and fake an accent.

    “Tom? Yeah we worked together at ___ I felt like he was a great guy to work with.”

    Tell them you were deathly sick.

    “Yeah I had skin cancer. Nothing major but I had to take it easy and after beating it we all went on vacation to celebrate”

    Tell them you lived the software engineer dream life

    “After leaving my last job I wanted a change of pace so I went to become a bartender in Melbourne. It was all under the table”