• _bug0ut@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    An architect designs a bridge. The materials include a number of steel beams that dont actually meet the support requirements for the bridge’s expected traffic. The bridge collapses.

    This guy, to the survivors of the collapse: Have you ever even taken a bridge safety course?

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      1 year ago

      Here’s a more applicable example.

      Two carnival clowns are having a faux sword fight. One clown hits the other clown, only to find out that his sword is razor sharp. The second clown is impaled and dies.

      Do you think we would give the clown the benefit of the doubt?

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        1 year ago

        Is there a clown armorer in the clown troupe who was supposed to diligently do his job and check that the swords are fake?

        I’m not against making the clowns take a class about pressing their thumbs to the blade or trying to slice a piece of paper in half (checking that the bullets in the gun are crimped and, therefore, blank), but if the clown industry’s SOP is to always have a clown armorer on staff and one of the clown armorer’s main jobs is to make sure that all the swords are plastic, then who’s to blame here? Who even stored a real metal sword with the fake plastic clown swords? This is a massive failure in clown procedure.