He says that, but has no problem issuing pardons, which is about as king-like as it gets. It circumvents the legal and judicial structure of the entire nation, and he can do so on a whim. It’s true that, unlike Trump, he’s only pardoned people deserving of pardons, but that’s not really the fuckin’ point, is it?

Epstein killed himself and you’re a tedious memebrained dickhead if you think otherwise.

The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs were delivering free face enhancements to random people back in '07, they were just too ahead of their time for us to know what they were trying to accomplish

I actually feel sorry for him. How’s he going to keep up his world-class skincare routine when he’s behind bars?

Anhedonia, i.e. the inability to feel pleasure. It’s like trying to fill a bucket with water that has a hole in the bottom, letting the water out at the same speed it goes in. Nothing you can do about it. I think this might be where the recklessness comes from; desperation to get any kind of sensation from something. You need to go to extreme lengths to get the proverbial dial to move a millimetre. So you take risks and reach for danger and generally inappropriate behaviour.

Instantaneous, lifelong driving bans for any driver who is found to be texting or intoxicated behind the wheel.