Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoStages of griefslrpnk.netimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1911arrow-down16cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1905arrow-down1imageStages of griefslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square76fedilinkcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up69·4 months agoI tell you, after trying every single one of these brands it all feels the same when you stick your dick in them.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·4 months agoNot what they mean by ‘butt stuff’ - you added a extra syllable
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoMarlon Brando would disagree while dancing tango.
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·4 months agoLies. Margarine is a lot softer than butter.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·4 months agoListen to me when I speak. I said all these brands feel the same but when I’m having a Rockefeller moment I will only fuck a cored out block of real grass fed butter because margarine will never be butter.
minus-squaremasterofn001@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoSir, this Wendy’s has whipped margarine.
I tell you, after trying every single one of these brands it all feels the same when you stick your dick in them.
Not what they mean by ‘butt stuff’ - you added a extra syllable
Marlon Brando would disagree while dancing tango.
Lies. Margarine is a lot softer than butter.
Listen to me when I speak.
I said all these brands feel the same but when I’m having a Rockefeller moment I will only fuck a cored out block of real grass fed butter because margarine will never be butter.
Sir, this Wendy’s has whipped margarine.