Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.

Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.

If this comment doesn’t get me on some watchlist I don’t know what will.

You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

Shooting 12 year olds with homemade ink weapons

A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.

You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

People shoot each other based upon religious or economic beliefs with future weapons.

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Drunk man shouts at over grown lizards

You take getting shot in the face very personally and end up deciding the fate of an entire metropolitan area. There is also sand everywhere.

You’re supposed to be looking for your kidnapped son, but that’s kinda hard in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Might as well just do whatever you want and hopefully run into him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You touch something you shouldn’t have, then nobody would ever believe what you’ve seen, but you keep trying to convince every species in the galaxy.

Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it’s more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.

In a world full of robots you live your live in the wilds until your stepdad gets killed and all of a sudden all these religious tribes around you want you to save humanity.

Speaking skills - 0

Sword and shield skills - 100