Fire Witch

Watch the major news orgs glaze past it so they can report that a geriatric man is geriatric. At this point they’re all complicit in what is about to happen in November.

Fuck off fascist.

My guess is the flesh can absorb plastics from packaging

That’s basically the Latino diet. I’m fucked.

Am performer. My performance career is finally starting to take off doing what I love, and I’m now a frequent flier at a historic venue

Jail is too nice, unless you mean chained to a wall and fed gristle until he croaks

That’s only a delay tactic since it’ll eventually come back to SCROTUS

Depends on the person. As an ace person in their 30s, it doesn’t excite me. I’d rather just snuggle.

Christofascists fuck off. Not only is she obviously wrong about science being pagan, most pagans trust and follow the scientific method as the basis of our reality.

The Satanic Temple even has it as one of its tenets (not that they necessarily represent pagans, but it illustrates the idea)

V. Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s beliefs.

Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Gray

I know some other Republican sycophant will fill the vacuum, but please don’t tempt me with a good time. I want to live long enough to throw an obituary party.

Please send help. Please. Help us rest of world, you’re our only hope.

Optimists are delusional

They do care. This is exactly what they want, a maniacal dictator who will kill all the “others” to implement a religious ethnostate

Biden and co will literally get hunted down by Trump’s goons if he doesn’t use his new powers to do what needs to be done

Only that he isn’t president, but you bet your ass he will do just that the moment he’s back in office

He can just pardon all of them, and his discussions can’t even be questioned in court now. Hell, bribery is legal now too.

Never underestimate establishment Democrats’ ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

They would be smiling in their official public portrait while wearing it and throwing Heil Hitler arms

I really wish we could start treating Nazis like we used to

So you think SCROTUS gives a single fuck? They start with a ruling first then work backwards to justify it.