• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    Well, he aced lesson one on how to get a job: don’t masturbate during the interview (unless that’s something you and the interviewer have agreed upon ahead of time for some reason)

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      29 days ago

      You mean: be willing to work for minimum wage and actually capable of holding a conversation, even if awkward.

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        29 days ago

        This motherfucker when their wife tells them about their day: there was no beginning, middle, or end; the climax wasn’t revealed in chronological order; the hero is clearly a Mary-Sue…

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    29 days ago

    There are jobs and there are jobs. But well, some are born as cashier, I guess. What do I know. Give it a few more years of doing the same boring repetition over and over, for little to no pay.

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      28 days ago

      It’s a good starting point though. Sometimes you just need something to give yourself some momentum to get going with work

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    29 days ago

    Hell yeah bro, get locked in for that corporate grind. Getting those positive vibes out, absolutely hammering those orders, and staying locked in.