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Cake day: July 21st, 2023

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  • A few years ago I started getting random texts in the middle of the night from some guy who thought I was a girl he’d met at a bar. I guess the guy was kind of a pest so she gave him a made up number that just happened to be my number. I tried politely explaining that I was:

    a. not a girl

    b. definitely not anyone he knows

    and

    c. trying to sleep because it’s 2am

    He seemed to think this was some sort of courtship game and kept messaging me until I finally just told him to fuck off

    This scenario kept repeating itself every few weeks apparently whenever he would get drunk and/or horny in the middle of the night

    It kept going until one night I finally told him I would meet him somewhere and just went back to sleep

    I never heard from him again after that… Maybe he’s still waiting there? 😂






  • This reminds me of a lady I used to work with around like 2001 or so. She was the first vegan person I’d ever spent much time talking to. Every vegan I’d met up to that point were people I’d consider to be “health nuts” as in they were constantly talking about nutrition, they were all on the thin side, most of them didn’t smoke or drink. After talking to this lady for a while though it became apparent that her “healthy” vegan diet was like 80% deep fried oily junk food and the other 20% was mostly booze lol. She was always complaining that she couldn’t lose weight. I remember thinking at the time how silly it seemed to go through all the hassle involved with staying vegan while still getting zero health benefit from it.

    Even if you’re only vegan for moral reasons it seems like you’d have to really work to make it that unhealthy lol