Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus
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I love these false economies that some corporate bean counter thinks saves the company money
Because you see, whenever I see this trash in a cubicle, I lovingly build my own 8-ply, using more paper and burning company time
Just use a lot of it I guess. It’s just gonna cost them more in the long run.
Except when it’s that thin and crappy, some of it’s going to break off no matter how much you use.
You can use a lot of it to make the company spend more money refilling, sure, but you can’t do a decent wipe with that crap, pun intended, no matter what you do with it.
Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it.
Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment.
How much do we value our employees? Just go take a dump.
I would start bringing my own toilet paper.
Or would check out the toilets on the floor where the management offices are.
I would start bringing my own toilet paper.
And reward their shittiness by buying your own paper?
My work switched to a double ply… instantly the toilets got clogged. GM blamed it on women’s sanitary products. I have half a mind to lead our own little protracted people’s war against him until the plumbing gets fixed.
GM blamed it on women’s sanitary products
Did only women’s bathrooms get clogged?
Write an email to HR, leaving a paper trail in case they retaliate…
If they don’t solve this issue, I would just go home to take a dump and come back without clocking out… If they complain, I would tell them they need reasonable toilet paper.
You might get fired for it, so I would start applying for other jobs before attempting this.
I would tell them they need reasonable toilet paper.
I don’t see how any judge would follow this argument. So you’re just leaving work for a few hours every day.
A few hours? How far do you live from your work?
You should be asking how often I poop.
I love your spirit.
If you breathe on it wrong it’ll tear a hole right through it. Hope there’s soap
It actually took great care to pull out enough for the picture. I typically can’t extract more than one (1) thin square of tissue at a time
I’ve heard of single-ply, but this is more like 0.25-ply
So you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision.
Don’t they know the story of 2-ply? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.opb.org/article/2023/05/11/deschutes-river-oregon-poo-patrol-two-ply-outhouse-cleaner/%3FoutputType=amp
Hopefully they realize it won’t save them anything when people use an entire roll every time they shit.
my company took the tp out of the bathrooms and made it available upon request when we did this. they made us ask the front desk to check out the roll of tp to deter this exact thing.
That’s so fucked up. Sorry, don’t know how else to describe it.
Kinda shitty?
Guess so you don’t take some of it home. I personally think this is bodily injury.
