The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 5 months agoPathetic.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
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minus-squareValiantDust@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoFair. But there’s no stepladder that will help you mimic my power of sitting comfortably in trains, planes and busses.
minus-squares12@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoIt would be nice to be able to change your height at will… and have portable holes.
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoI’ve got portable holes. They go everywhere with me.
minus-squares12@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoWell … do they contain an extra dimensional space that can fit both legs?
minus-squareValiantDust@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoEver heard someone say “I really put my foot in my mouth”? That’s what they are trying to find out.
minus-squareTheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-25 months agoRemember it’s never ok to be mean to people, just because they are taller than you and you feel insecure about that fact Edit: /s
minus-squareValiantDust@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoI’m almost of average height for a woman in my country. Even if I thought height mattered, I would have very little reason to feel insecure about it. But since men are on average taller, I still count myself as being part of the short people.
Fair. But there’s no stepladder that will help you mimic my power of sitting comfortably in trains, planes and busses.
It would be nice to be able to change your height at will… and have portable holes.
I’ve got portable holes. They go everywhere with me.
Well … do they contain an extra dimensional space that can fit both legs?
Ever heard someone say “I really put my foot in my mouth”? That’s what they are trying to find out.
Remember it’s never ok to be mean to people, just because they are taller than you and you feel insecure about that fact
Edit: /s
I’m almost of average height for a woman in my country. Even if I thought height mattered, I would have very little reason to feel insecure about it. But since men are on average taller, I still count myself as being part of the short people.