They wrote this entire fucking thing for the joke at the end.
I mean, isn’t that how most jokes work?
Anyone who calls it a “drill machine” should not be allowed to use power tools
What if I refer to myself as a drill machine?
That’s allowed, but you better prove it
Prepare your anus
Idiot, the anus is just the opening of the alimentary canal
If it’s not on strava, it never happened!
In denmark we call it a “boremaskine”, literally “drilling machine”…
Same in Sweden; “borrmaskin”
Though it’s still fine to say just “borr” (drill) for it, like “kan du sträcka mig borren?” (Can you hand me the drill?)
Same in German: “Bohrmaschine”.
Although the shorthand version is “Bohrer”, not “Bohr”.
Openly admitting to being pedantic. That said, here we go: it’s a DRIVER, the end is the CHUCK, which holds the SHANK of the BIT, which can be a DRILL.
I understand it’s a setup to the punchline, and nobody actually gives a shit.
A drill and a driver are separate tools. You can fit driver bits in a drill’s chuck, but it’s not its intended purpose. A driver is meant specifically to drive screws, and it’s better at the job than a drill.
don’t mind me, just watching the above comic unfold in real time
Are you guys doing a driver bit?