We really need to lean into this
Is there any way we can encourage this civil war between Trump and Musk
Wait, Trump means “Fart” in British slang
and Musk is how animals smell each other and stuff…
They’re both smelly!
Just keep pointing out the reality, that President Musk is really running the show, while puppet dumpy takes orders.
It’s not new. Take a look at all the billionaires telling him what to do. He’s not in charge.
Ohh and the egos on both of them. This is going to be like working on a marvel movie.
What Trump is too stupid to realize is that this is Musk’s presidency. Trump has always been a puppet to money and Elon can just buy him off, like he bought his way into Tesla.
And Musk os too stupid to realize that Trump cares about the image of holding piwer, not about the power itself. He’s very easy to control from the shadows, but Elon can’t keep his face out of the public eye.
Let’s hope his ego doesn’t let him realize that
He can’t do fuck all, Musk was elected president. Trump can smoke a fat dick.
Fight! Fight! Fight! (grabs popcorn and a few beers).
Keep saying it over and over.
The hyaenas will be at each others’ throats constantly. That will be the one defining feature of the next Trump administration.
This specific tension happened a lot sooner than I expected.
Let’s see… a guy famous for (among other things) owning a company that builds electric cars teams up with the guy who said he wants to outlaw electric cars. Fireworks were inevitable at some point.
I don’t think EVs are the key issue here. The key issue are the grotesquely overinflated egos they both have. It’s basically impossible for them to accept anyone as equal.
It’s called narcissism and they are both textbook examples of it.
No it’s a guy who wants to be king vs a guy who wants to hold the whip but both view themselves as heroes and the greatest gift to humanity.
One thinks his personality is what won him over and will keep all the support of his followers and one thinks he’s the smartest person in the room and his correctness will show that he deserves all his followers.
It’s cult leader narcissist vs cult leader narcissist. They don’t even have to get to policy before the breakdown occurs.
Tesla produces primarily stock market manipulation schemes, cars secondly…
The value isn’t tied to the cars they produce now, so it doesn’t matter how many cars they actually sell.
Trust will be the one defining feature of the
next TrumpMusk administration.That was an autocorrect error. None of those fuckers trust each other one bit.
If it’s this easy to manipulate trump, just imagine how easy it is for Russia.
Reporters need to start asking trump how he likes working with such a wealthy person as Musk…
Their egos are too big to coexist
They should ask Vice President Trump if he enjoys working under “President Musk”
First Lady Trump*
Let him think the public (rightfully) sees him as Elon’s bitch.
Mr Vice President, what’s it like going from Putin’s bitch to Elon’s bitch?
Nah, demeaning to women, and I’m not even the type to say that for a lot of things.
Let’s make Trump Elon’s First Lad.
Let’s make Trump Elon’s First Lad.
Now, now. We don’t need to. Trump’s already volunteered for the position.
First man Trump, although does it counts for the title if they’re not married?
Like Ilgar Rahimov for Putin?
They should ask Trump if, while hanging around Musk, Trump has now seen how rich people live.
This is the way
This is the way.
Unsurprisingly, this also works on Trump supporters. They get furious when you even go so far as accidentally and unintentionally imply that Musk’s opinion will influence Trump’s actions.
Wait until JD Vance remove Trump using 25th amendment see how that blows their minds.
“We didn’t vote for Felon. Wait, ok, not that Felon”
Lol it’s so easy to manipulate Trump into turning on people.
It’s lucky that Elon is the president and not Trump.
I think it was an YUGE step for Trump to admit he can’t do the job on his own. And, to let Rupert Murdoch and Vladmir make him let Elon have control could not have been easy. So kudos Don, for admitting you’re just not smart enough and needed help.
The greatest South African inserted Immigrant President of all time.
That fuckin dunce is never going to be smart enough to admit fault in anything. Dude could shit his pants and blame someone else in the room the next day, no problem.
I think he does shit his pants. MAGATs went through a phase of “real men wear diapers”.
We have audio of him clearly shitting his pants on camera
Like, why the fuck weren’t more people memeing with that?
so…we can just pit the vipers against each other until they bite each other to death?
Thats the plan.
Too bad instead of getting to watch from the sidelines safely, we are stuck in the arena with them.
8 years ago I’d have thought “Elon will step out of the limelight to avoid upsetting Trump so he can use his White House access to make a ton of money.” Now, I know he’s just as narcissistic and stupid as Donald Trump is.
Something in him changed. Broke. Maybe all the drugs fucked him up. Idk. I used to look up to him. In the last say decade, I’ve condemned him. I’d love to see him flogged in public.
I can’t even be excited for the awesome things some of his compaines are doing. The engineers ar Space X are doing amazing work but all I think about when I see it is Musk.
His origin story is that he bullied a kid so much for dead parents in his school that the kid eventually pushed Elon down the stairs and he swore to never be able to be picked on again.
He’s always been a villain he was just charismatic enough and pretended to be the good guy until the mask broke and he went full villain to try and put the mask back up.
