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minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·3 days agoJust keep in mind that the hard, pointed spikes on the outside face up, so you’ll be pulling it out against them. If you do top first you get the harder part over with, and then have plenty of blood to lubricate the way out.
minus-squareSoup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 days agoIt’s a horrific image but it’s the right way to go. You’ll simply never, under any circumstances, make it work the other way. I mean it won’t work either way but if you don’t fucking die by the end of it at least you could theoretically get patched up.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 days agoThe human anus can stretch up to 7 in. (18 cm.) before taking damage. The average pineapple is 6 in. (15 cm.) in diameter. You got this.
minus-squarekmartburrito@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-23 days agoJust taaaaaap it in, just give it a little tappy. Tap tap taparoo. You got this.
minus-squaresloppysol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoOnly horrific initially, relatively
Just keep in mind that the hard, pointed spikes on the outside face up, so you’ll be pulling it out against them.
If you do top first you get the harder part over with, and then have plenty of blood to lubricate the way out.
It’s a horrific image but it’s the right way to go. You’ll simply never, under any circumstances, make it work the other way.
I mean it won’t work either way but if you don’t fucking die by the end of it at least you could theoretically get patched up.
The human anus can stretch up to 7 in. (18 cm.) before taking damage.
The average pineapple is 6 in. (15 cm.) in diameter.
You got this.
Without training? :o
Just taaaaaap it in, just give it a little tappy. Tap tap taparoo. You got this.
Try not to tense up.
Only horrific initially, relatively