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arrow-up1503arrow-down1imageThis one smells like exasperationslrpnk.netMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-25 days agoso… an alternative meaning of “beard” is somebody who, you take out as +1 to hide the fact that you’re either gay or otherwise not dating as society might expect. Riker is almost certainly not gay. Maybe bi… but he’s definitely into farmers
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 days agoI was with you up until the very last word.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-25 days agoHe likes feet, too. (Brenna Odell, the primitive farmer chick,)
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoIt all makes sense now. Also nothing wrong with liking feet. And yeah, he could be bi. There was that genderless person he fucked and then they got the ludovico technique. Thanks Will.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-25 days agoYou all just know River was falling into every thirst trap they could. Remember that time the addictive VR game from his lay of the day? Really, he should just keep it in his pants. (The feet joke is a reference to one of Brena’s lines? “Start with the feet and work your way up.”)
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoOh yeah the VR game was all his fault lol. Wesley was getting some action in that ep too.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoRiker was held up as a positive role model to him. is it really any surprise?
so… an alternative meaning of “beard” is somebody who, you take out as +1 to hide the fact that you’re either gay or otherwise not dating as society might expect.
Riker is almost certainly not gay. Maybe bi… but he’s definitely into farmers
I was with you up until the very last word.
He likes feet, too.
(Brenna Odell, the primitive farmer chick,)
It all makes sense now. Also nothing wrong with liking feet.
And yeah, he could be bi. There was that genderless person he fucked and then they got the ludovico technique. Thanks Will.
You all just know River was falling into every thirst trap they could.
Remember that time the addictive VR game from his lay of the day?
Really, he should just keep it in his pants.
(The feet joke is a reference to one of Brena’s lines? “Start with the feet and work your way up.”)
Oh yeah the VR game was all his fault lol. Wesley was getting some action in that ep too.
Riker was held up as a positive role model to him. is it really any surprise?