I have access to a cleaning/cutting/welding laser. I would like to do the vertical cut… that too is for science…

his jet is a boeing.

Maybe they have a door plug by his desk?

Biden won’t either, because he’s already proved he can win this race and you don’t retire a winning horse.

this isn’t 2020. it’s 2024, and a different race. Trump has had 4 years to retcon (or rather double down?) on his reputation. (whatever, he’s had four years to shore up his support.). Further, in 2020… the war in ukraine hadn’t started yet, neither had the Israeli genocide in gaza; the Pandemic was still on-going (and trump was fucking up left right and center on that.)

the point being, the circumstances are different and Biden has a lot of baggage he’s carrying- especially lately with Gaza. As they say in stocks: Past performance is not an indicator of future performance.

It’s going to be a battle, and I’m not sure Biden can win.

That said, Trump belongs in jail. (or the grave. I make exceptions for certain things. like being a rapist pedophile traitor.)

In a sane world, that should be enough for a cardboard cut out of Yogi Bear to win. I used to think that Princess Amidala being 14 and the planetary head of state was hilariously unrealistic, yet here we are hoping to elect an asshole that supports genocide because the other guy is a cartoon villain that would happily genocide his own citizens because they didn’t let him do his pedophile-rape thing. It’s the kind of plot Palpatine would appreciate.

But she is a racist.

And that’s not a quote. That’s a “quote”

Prisoners have rights? As the last constitutionally protected form of slaves?

And yes. It’s wrong.

I just think if we solve the larger problem this won’t be an issue.

they are cute. They deserve treats! and scritches.

Right or wrong, the whole point of incarceration is removing freedoms as punitive punishment for committing crimes.

Probation, supervised release, it’s not the same as having served the sentence (and therefore gaining most rights back,). For example, a pedophile is probably going to never be allowed to work around kids and doing so on probation or sup. release is going to see them sent back into jail.

What’s hilarious is that they don’t really do all that much training anymore.

They just hire people who already have the skills. or tell people to “figure it out”. They might pay you to go to a conference or something to improve skills… if those skills are hard to come by. It’s a cost benefit analysis, and new-hires are generally cheaper.

Or are people already doing that and just not getting caught?

this is actually boring. Drugs in tacos? Funny. Drugs in grandma’s UHAUL? well it depends on the grandma.

look. Yoda was a bit sauced, okay?

(this meme is still hilarious.)

Fuck you Corpos

Promises, promises!

I’ve found This KAF recipe to always work.

You can leave the caramel and nuts off, and I prefer to add ~1-2 extra tablespoons of cinnamon to the filling. And some extra butter+sugar to make it extra cinnamony when I do.

(For the record… I’m not paid or anything, but KAF is a flour maker, and they have a lot of wonderful recipes. And if something fails or you have a question… they’ve a hotline with their test bakers…for free.)

Edit: I usually top with an American buttercream- vanilla with just a drop of almond extract.(softened butter, 1 stick, add powdered sugar and milk until it’s light and fluffy whipped at high speed. More sugar makes it more airy, more milk and butter denser)(it’s a very flexible frosting. Chocolate, coffee. You name it. Also if you need a crisp white or brilliant colors; use crisco- but it tastes gross in comparison….)

Rule34 isn’t entirely a joke.

I wish it was.

There’s a bit of devil and and a bit of goofball in all of us. Also some saint to make us look neurotic.

Most of these charges predate his presidency.

I could offer a diagnosis.

<shakes magic ball> “says ‘maybe’”

Hey! You get what you pay for (that’ll be three cookies and a glass of pasteurized milk.)

I feel sorry for the intern that has to document that.

Yup.

Also, can we just stop for a second and ask which is more important- the experiences, or documenting the experiences?

(though I don’t have kids,).

Especially because “don’t rape” and “don’t have sex with kids” aren’t even part of the commandments.

In fact there’s other passages that explicitly say, “fuck their daughters after killing the rest of their family”.

(And people wonder why these things happen.)