“Dammit, Will!”
Imagine being able to flip someone off with just your mind.
It’s called stink eye.
I think that kid has resting stink eye.
All it takes is a thought… well, and a hand, more specifically a finger:-P
Are there betazeds who are powerful enough psychics that they can make you feel like there’s an actual finger going up your ass?
These are questions only our greatest philosophers can answer.
I really need to start a separate folder of all these trek meme dad jokes. So fucking good. Thanks.
I love this.
Holy tight brassiere, Batman!
K why did his beard move, i honestly don’t get that part
She was tired of living a lie.
so… an alternative meaning of “beard” is somebody who, you take out as +1 to hide the fact that you’re either gay or otherwise not dating as society might expect.
Riker is almost certainly not gay. Maybe bi… but he’s definitely into farmers
I was with you up until the very last word.
He likes feet, too.
(Brenna Odell, the primitive farmer chick,)
It all makes sense now. Also nothing wrong with liking feet.
And yeah, he could be bi. There was that genderless person he fucked and then they got the ludovico technique. Thanks Will.
You all just know River was falling into every thirst trap they could.
Remember that time the addictive VR game from his lay of the day?
Really, he should just keep it in his pants.
(The feet joke is a reference to one of Brena’s lines? “Start with the feet and work your way up.”)
Oh yeah the VR game was all his fault lol. Wesley was getting some action in that ep too.
Riker was held up as a positive role model to him. is it really any surprise?
Twould appear script writing is a slog
And he’s right of course!
