I would literally pretend I had absolutely no clue who he was or any familiarity with any of his “achievements” or why they’re “important”. It would be pretty funny to see him try to respond to that.
It’s-a Luigi Time!
“Bet you can’t end world hunger”
“Excuse me?”
“So, Bezos was right?”
“Now listen here you little shit…”
“Can I have a dollar?”
If he says yes, and give me a dollar, I’d wait for him to put his wallet away and then ask,
“Can I have another dollar?”
And then do this on repeat until he stops.
“No sorry, I only carry hundred dollar notes with me.”
Excuse me, but you look familiar. Where do I know you from? Elon Musk? Do you sell perfume? X.com? Is that a porn site?
Show him this picture and just ask “Why?”.
“Matrix”
Can I ask the question with my ass? I would rip the loudest, wettest, stankiest fart and then blame it on him.
“What the fuck, dude.”
“Trump surrounds himself with Yes Men who constantly just kiss his ass… Is that why you two get along so well?”
Or on a more realistic note I’d ask him about climate change and try to understand what twisted logic he’s using to justify his actions.
You’re giving him too much time to explain his stupidity.
The only question I’d have for someone like him is.
“Do you think even the worst person can change…? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try?” And then I’d try my hand at fighting him after I got through the Sans Undertale speech.
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Tell him about trains without saying trains and hope for the best
Just a normal train, but it has RGB lights and a touchscreen on each seat…
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I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don’t recognize him and he gives me his name I say “hmmm, never heard of you.”
Watch is ego implode.
“You look like a guy I saw in an episode of Rick and Morty” Smile “Elon Tusk?” “No Mr Poopy Butthole”
No this can’t be right, Mr poopy butthole is a good and likable character.
I’d just leave myself. Words mean nothing to fascists; I’d be wasting my breath and sitting at his table.
I’d slap him. I don’t fucking care, I’m dying from societal neglect and welfare failings and like literally 0.00001% of his wealth could fix all my problems, you have to be inherently selfish to hoard all that wealth (not to mention be inherently evil to get it in the first place).
(this is a joke, I wouldn’t put it past Musk for suing for verbal assault or something)
But first you gotta ask him “does your mother sew?”
How can you slap?!
fuck being sued this country needs a story like that in the news
