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minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up110·22 hours agoYeah that’s why you wash things. Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.
minus-squareparody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours ago Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina. Go on…
minus-squareKitathalla@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoThis is why I only shake hands with feet, and use my nose to open the vagina.
minus-squareramble81@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·18 hours agoAnd every hand has been used to wipe an ass.
minus-squareDeathsEmbrace@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·21 hours agoWhat if you’re born quadriplegic does it still count?
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·20 hours agoSomeone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia
Yeah that’s why you wash things.
Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.
Go on…
This is why I only shake hands with feet, and use my nose to open the vagina.
And every hand has been used to wipe an ass.
FELLAS
What if you’re born quadriplegic does it still count?
Someone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia