• _stranger_@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Let’s invent teleportation, then use the teleporter to merge them into a homunculus flesh beast, and then launch that thing into the sun.

      Unrelated, but I thought it would be a good idea.

      • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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        4 days ago

        Homunculus is a little person that is proportional. You cant merge two tall, fat fucks and get one little person. 4 or 5 homunculi, maybe. But not one.

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        What if the homunculus argues that it, as a new and distinct being, has committed no crimes, and deserves to live? What if it begs for its life as you load it into the teleporter to split it back up into your science officer and annoying morale officer shoot it into the sun?

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          We’ll just get Cate Mulgrew to argue that point.