WASHINGTON—In a memo that stated they couldn’t even smell the stuff without gagging, officials at the Food and Drug Administration announced Wednesday a plan to ban Captain Morgan rum, citing the fact that they’d had way too much of that shit in college. “Captain Morgan Rum is not suitable for…ugh, we just need to get […]
That is me with tequila. A teenage JPSound had no experience with alcohol and went to house party with my own bottle of tequila I stole from my neighbor’s dad’s massive booze stash. I knew I’ve seen adults drink many beers before, I can probably do the same with this too. I mean, alcoholis alcohol, right?..nope. That was ~25 years ago and to this day I can’t stand the smell of tequila. Instant nausea and smells like poison to me.
Well it technically is