• cows_are_underrated
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    1 month ago

    Yeah, but just because a scientist calculated what would happen if we replaced the earth with blueberrys doesn’t mean we should defund him.

    • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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      1 month ago

      If a scientist came to me asking for funding to research on bodily odor (which has happened, if memory serves me well) I would be baffled by the request but I wouldn’t outright deny it.

      Sweaty arm pits. Stinky feet. Bad breath. Farts.

      The lab would have to be declared a bio hazard area by itself. Too good to miss out. Just the chance to see someone trying to keep a straight face while taking in some of these fine bouquet of rancid would be too good to miss.

      Imagine watching the footage of a day of work.