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minus-squareSubtracty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·7 hours ago1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·46 minutes agoHow do you get a lab coat on said Crocodile?
minus-squarebabybus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour ago But where do I get a crocodile? We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you’ll match with one.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-255 minutes ago ??? Profit. Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·40 minutes agoFloridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 hours agohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 hours agoSo rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoI fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
minus-squareFQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 hours agoComes with the spirit halloween set.
1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?
How do you get a lab coat on said Crocodile?
We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you’ll match with one.
Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?
Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
Aren’t those alligators?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile
So rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
Yes. Just the tip. I promise.
I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
Comes with the spirit halloween set.