Every time Trump speaks, I can feel some of my brain cells committing suicide. No wonder his cult members are so stupid.
He’d have a better chance of getting more votes if he just stopped doing or saying anything at this point
But keep sending him to the mic, it’s doing the world a service to see how stupid all this is.
The Onion just quit.
Conservatives love this kind of nonsense. They are just thrilled to be at a Trump Rally. He could shit on stage and eat it and they would still cheer and then belch about how Kuh-MOLL-uh is a Hamas operative who is too black and female to be president.
Fuck conservatives. The only people that can see what a valueless piece of shit Trump is are the normal (non-conservative) people. Conservatives are the people Trump accurately represents.
Obsessed about another man’s junk? Sounds kinda gay donald
Ironically, him actually turning out to be gay and coming out as such might be one of the few things that could stand a chance at getting his core followers to turn on him
Isn’t he a drink?
named after the golfer I believe
I’m sure he did lots of things, Perry, the guy’s a drink mongul!
They put a picture of Arnold Palmer, the golfer, on the can
There’s a can?
Trump is far too interested in bragging about ANOTHER man’s dick here. Does he think there is dick transference in this story? Does he get dick bragging rights second hand or something? What a fucking weirdo.
The Orange Turd being as weird as hell as always.
“Hey guys from Latrobe. I used to know a guy from here. He had a huge dick. Be proud guys.”
What’s it called when you are smug that you didn’t eat the onion? Then you realise ….
That’s eating the leek
Trump loves dick!
Cheney loves him not.
Ah yes carrying on the illustrious tradition of presidents commenting on famous people’s genitals. I think it was Jefferson who liked to start speeches with the classic “Did you guys see the sausage roll Washington is packing?”
Sound byte starts at 48:20 for those who want to verify.
What better way to tackle a crucial swing state as we near the finish line. He’s turned into Kamala’s best promoter. I’m loving this!
I love that this is a headline by (checks notes)… AP and PBS. During the most critical point in the election.
Trump’s addled brain continues to spiral, obviously exhausted, wildly deranged, incapable of focus or discipline. “Elder abuse” some would question. “Weekend at Bernie’s” others would observe, noting the billionaires behind him, desperately hemorrhaging cash to prop him up.
And yet, almost one hundred million Americans will still vote for him. What a magical time to be alive.
