And his dumbfuck followers would murder people to ensure it happens!

I wanna play the hamster game now!

Duh?

They should eliminate him

Yeah I’m right on the edge of disconnecting from any kind of news completely. I’m helpless to do anything and it’s all bad, I just want blissful ignorance. I spent 2 weeks hiking Canadian Rockies with basically no phone service and it was the happiest I’ve been in years. Fucking climate is going down the toilet, trump is still allowed to breathe air, the far and alt right are gaining traction everywhere in the world, Putin is a shit stain, the Supreme Court are a bunch of crooks, etc etc etc, everything is eroding to shit.

Well dark Brandon should go ahead and just pull trigger then, since he gets a free pass.

Christofacists

Oh they didn’t realize it was full of republicans?

Oh is Hungary leaving Europe? That’d be pretty great.

Listen, I can get you even better land in heaven for only $90 a meter, hit me up !

The other three are bootlicking republicans

Well yeah

His hands really are fucking tiny, what a loser

Guess God doesn’t like those people in particular huh.

Republican state Rep. Brandon Reed of Hodgenville filed the legislation that created the new law. He says he’s disappointed to see schools “spend time searching for silly loopholes,” noting the law passed with broad support.

I’m disappointed to see representatives spending time making bullshit laws instead of actually helping our children with things that matter, like food, education, housing, and not growing up to be Republican dipshits.

What a fucking shithead

People who believe those emails also believe in flat earth, vaccines cause 5G, Covid was a hoax, no one knows how magnets work, and that Alex Jones is the only one keeping the frogs straight with his dick pills. Nothing anyone can say to them will work because they don’t even understand kindergarten level logic and science. When he loses, trump should just Jim Jones the lot, they’ll do it willingly after sending him money.

This dumb fuck idea that people would just rape all the babies if not for hell says more about them than anyone else.

I know this poster is old, but damn if it doesn’t make me laugh every single time. This is such a great joke, but also an absolutely brilliant marketing move- everyone gets a laugh for sure, and I guarantee anyone not already aware of the bands on the roster is going to remember exactly one band in particular over the others.

In the USA, you usually pay for garbage collection services which are private companies that provide you trash and recycling bins and they pick them up from your house on a regular schedule, usually once or twice a week. If you live in a rural area, really rural, you might need to handle your own garbage. In these cases you either haul it in your truck to a dump where you either pay a flat rate to dump, or pay by the pound (they weigh your car before and after), or some places allow you burn trash if you’re really in the middle of nowhere.

Sometimes payment for these services is included in rent, HOA fees, or sometimes you hire/pay seperately.