• ALQ@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    A smart coffee maker is the person who makes sure I get to drink coffee. It’s me. I’m the smart coffee maker.

    Yeah, they can keep their data-harvesting stuff to themselves; no thanks.

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      3 days ago

      A smart coffee maker is the history PhD working as a barista.