The worst part? It seems to be true
Rumor is he is going to release an album that is hours of recordings of Boris just destroying that toilet. Preliminary grammy favorite for best new artist.
I will need that bandcamp link
Not surprising. Israel had the tech to bug everyone’s phones.
The Israeli NSO group which is a day 1 hacks group developed the Pegasus spyware and found lots of creative ways to get it on peoples phones. They also solid it later on to just about anyone who was willing to pay.
I hope he won’t put a bomb in my toilet’s battery
If I found out someone bugged my bathroom, I think I’d apologize for what they heard.
ok, but why the bathroom?
How else would you see Boris’ Johnson?
For shits and giggles
Now this is shitposting.
I’m not even surprised
This guy’s in the same despot category as the Kims now
What a kinky fucker. The last thing I want to see is boris’s balls as he takes a shit.
News says he claims it at least