I was a stay-at-home dad while my wife was a high payed lawyer, or I had to care for my elderly mother while she was dying from ass cancer, or I was doing drugs but I’ve been clean for over a year now, or shut up that’s none of your business why are you even asking this shit for a job that requires no education or experience!?..
apply to lower jobs without most of your resume.
“could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?”
“Not really. I signed an NDA”
yes i was fucking your mother
I was a stay-at-home dad while my wife was a high payed lawyer, or I had to care for my elderly mother while she was dying from ass cancer, or I was doing drugs but I’ve been clean for over a year now, or shut up that’s none of your business why are you even asking this shit for a job that requires no education or experience!?..
“To be honest, I don’t remember most of it, due to all the drugs.”
“You’re hired, welcome at Ford.”
Doesn’t need to be a gap, just make it less than what you were really doing.