Useless, we all got the embedded 5g base station with the vaccine
Works great, i always have 5 bars
I think mine interacts with the microplastics in my balls, cell reception is always better when I get morning wood.
oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns
Edit: Apparently that wasn’t obvious enough. This is really cool.
Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
recital carrots
I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.
Brb, I’m gonna try something…
Lol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.
recital carrots
And I suddenly really want to play piano
You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you?
It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!
/s (just in case)
it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.
Public private partnership ♥️♥️♥️
I got so many microchips in my blood. I’m 🧲.
/s
I got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.
Yeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.