• lime!@feddit.nu
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    2 months ago

    oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns

    Edit: Apparently that wasn’t obvious enough. This is really cool.

    • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.

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      You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you?

      It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!

      /s (just in case)

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        2 months ago

        it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.

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            2 months ago

            I got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.

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    Useless, we all got the embedded 5g base station with the vaccine

    Works great, i always have 5 bars

    • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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      I think mine interacts with the microplastics in my balls, cell reception is always better when I get morning wood.