• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Accute Love Triangle: Two people who are boning, but they wistfully pine for a third person from afar.

    Obtuse Love Triangle: Two people pinning for the same third, when they’d be better off hooking up with each other.

    Equilateral Love Triangle: When there is no age-gap discourse in the polycule.

    Right Love Triangle: When the odd-couple finds the perfect person to square them off.

    Stereographically Projected Love Triangle: A romantic Isekai

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      2 months ago

      Non-euclidean love triangle: Both people who are currently together wish they were with the same third person who lives too far away for a relationship to work.

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        The fastest way do get from A to B is not a straight line but to bone C.