• androogee (they/she)@midwest.social
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    8 months ago

    An older lady was trying to push two carts at the same time out of a warehouse club store. I was just carrying TP by hand, so I offered to push her extra cart.

    She called me her bodyguard. I ascended immediately to heaven.