Gollum to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoCould an American please prove me wrong?imagemessage-square213fedilinkarrow-up1625arrow-down123
arrow-up1602arrow-down1imageCould an American please prove me wrong?Gollum to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square213fedilink
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up276arrow-down2·3 months agoAs an American, I know for certain it’s not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
minus-squareGollumOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up59arrow-down2·3 months ago🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it. 🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕
minus-squareKazuchijouNo@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up25·3 months agoI heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * “the comie” side :0
minus-squareCryophilia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·3 months agoeagle screeches ominously in the distance
minus-squareettyblatant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·3 months agoFun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk. Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
minus-squareJimmycakes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoWe’re off that. We’re already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we’ll fight China for it.
minus-squaresuperduperpirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoNo oil? No tacos? No point…
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·3 months agoI have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.
minus-squareben_dover@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 months agotry scanning an obese person, curious what it’d say
As an American, I know for certain it’s not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.
🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕
is there oil?
I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * “the comie” side :0
eagle screeches ominously in the distance
Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
Yep they sound like seagulls
We’re off that. We’re already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we’ll fight China for it.
No oil? No tacos? No point…
I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.
try scanning an obese person, curious what it’d say
I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Look what I’m whippin now!