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minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·4 months agoSomeone recently hit me with, “What do you have going on the rest of the day?” and I stood in stunned silence for way too long.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up17·4 months agoI’ve adopted, “Nothing, it’s great!”
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 months agoI usually just say “recovering from this” and gesture vaguely at everything
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoI alwas answer those questions with a “why’s that?”, makes them actually asknwhat they want while you think of a lie. You’re not gonna trick me into hanging out with you this time!
minus-squarecheesymoonshadow@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoI like asking coworkers near the end of our shift, “What’s for dinner?”
Someone recently hit me with, “What do you have going on the rest of the day?” and I stood in stunned silence for way too long.
I’ve adopted, “Nothing, it’s great!”
I usually just say “recovering from this” and gesture vaguely at everything
I alwas answer those questions with a “why’s that?”, makes them actually asknwhat they want while you think of a lie.
You’re not gonna trick me into hanging out with you this time!
Weeping and wailing
I like asking coworkers near the end of our shift, “What’s for dinner?”
as little as possible.