• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOP
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    5 months ago

    Oh, Brawndo is my favorite outside beverage. There’s nothing like slipping on my Crocs, standing out in my yard with my guns, sipping on Brawndo and pissing into the wind.

    Sprunk tastes like Vinewood talent agent semen

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      5 months ago

      Yeah that’s freedom baby! Like I imagine everyone in the USA to start their day.

      Not a Sprunk lover eh? Maybe Pißwasser is for you: https://youtu.be/lxpQWWBx0HU. One of our finest products. Export only.

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        5 months ago

        Hell yeah brother! Nothing like working part-time digging your own grave to pay rent for the plot you’re being buried in.