Hey all, hoping for some advise [sic] and direction here.
I was out on the lawn flapping my arms for about an hour, but I still wasn’t flying. I told gravity that as a supersentient being of virtue true I was no longer constrained by any mechanics quantum or admantium.
I think I got off the ground a couple of times, but obviously gravity can’t understand what I’m saying or else I’d be over Des Moines by now. My FreeFlight™ air wings have been ordered but I should still be able to defeat the laws of physics with my Natural Brane, right? Anyone done this already who can help??!
Ah, it’s because you haven’t read my book “Newton’s Lie: How Big Gravity is Keeping Us Down”. It’s only $199.99 on my website. You’ll also get a 50% discount for a subscription to my monthly podcast “What Birds Don’t Want You To Hear”, so it’ll only be $39.99 per month.
Hey all, hoping for some advise [sic] and direction here.
I was out on the lawn flapping my arms for about an hour, but I still wasn’t flying. I told gravity that as a supersentient being of virtue true I was no longer constrained by any mechanics quantum or admantium.
I think I got off the ground a couple of times, but obviously gravity can’t understand what I’m saying or else I’d be over Des Moines by now. My FreeFlight™ air wings have been ordered but I should still be able to defeat the laws of physics with my Natural Brane, right? Anyone done this already who can help??!
Ah, it’s because you haven’t read my book “Newton’s Lie: How Big Gravity is Keeping Us Down”. It’s only $199.99 on my website. You’ll also get a 50% discount for a subscription to my monthly podcast “What Birds Don’t Want You To Hear”, so it’ll only be $39.99 per month.
If Big Gravity didn’t illegally hold down the truth, your book would fly off the shelves (literally).