• niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Ok, somebody’s gotta say it and it’s gonna be me:

    Yo dawg, we put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower.

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          8 months ago

          If you have finitely many problems, after purchasing finitely many copies, there should only be one problem left. If this problem isn’t solved with another copy, you’re out of luck and have to come up with the solution yourself.

          If you have infinitely many problems then you shouldn’t complain, for you’ll solve infinitely many problems per copy.

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    8 months ago

    Which psychopath brushes their teeth first and then eats breakfast like he’s in some kind of stupid movie

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      8 months ago

      If I ain’t brushing them in the morning I am not gonna brush them later. I am too lazy for that.

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          8 months ago

          I don’t have the discipline to do that. If I don’t do it when I go in the bathroom in the morning I maybe brush them in the evening