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THE PROPHECY!
This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
The prophecy has been fulfilled
The end of days has come
Know we’re all fucked.
Didn’t need this to realise that but I’m glad it happened anyway.
2023, but good find
My first thought was “… Again? They need some better contraceptives” but no, it’s the same one… A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…
Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…
Pecker, oh that’s not a woodpecker it looks like a huge …
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-
“COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
Now THIS is what I want to see from this community
The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”
Tbf this is an old article. But still funny.
Everything reminds me of him 😞
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).
I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said “Yeah…fuck it…let’s see how crazy shit can get.”
I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’
Ah, so that’s where I’ll find my Super Samples.
Okay… 2023? How did I miss this? That can’t be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it’s just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored… It sure would explain a lot.
At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.
I was thinking, “That thing’s still around?!”
Ok, why is this also what she said?!
Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
We’re gonna need a bigger M&M’s tube…
