Gasp - mongeese!

I choose to work ten hour shifts so I don’t have to work Fridays! It’s not always a bad thing.

Every dog I’ve ever had would look guilty when harsh tones were used, regardless of whether the dog had done anything wrong.

… Sorry. The “X” to close the image was over the “a” in “catfish” and matched the background color, so it looked like censoring. I didn’t think about it because I use the back button on my phone to close images rather than the X.

Entirely my fault, sorry again!

We’re having sloppy joes!

I understand why many pictures have perceived offensive words censored unnecessarily, but is “cat” or “catfish” really one of those words?

It’s not?

I’ve always found it sufficient to hang clothes off of something in the vicinity of the shower and let the steam from the shower release any wrinkles.

One must assume that domestic armadillos are less risky, but I would hesitate to pet an armadillo as I’ve heard they commonly carry leprosy.

In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.

This is no longer relevant to me, as I now work from home; but I felt the same way a few years back when I used to commute. Then a giant cargo ship crashed into the bridge I used to cross daily (which was not a drawbridge but preceded one on my commute) and collapsed it.

At least, I expect, me being late that day would have been excusable.

Presumably this is in preparation for time travel.

That’s good!

I learned it from Hair.

Is your username a modem interpretation of OMGWTFBBQ?

Your comment is helpful and appropriate in context, yet it is difficult not to downvote it due to its content.

I believe you can do this with the on-screen keyboard! If you’re using Windows, I think that can be accessed with super+u (but I haven’t used Windows in a long time so I apologize if I misremembered or if this is no longer accurate).

I don’t think there was anyone around at the time who suggested that it was a good idea, heh.

At the time, my mom - his wife of 27 years - had recently died and I think he was trying to find himself again. Unicycles with ski poles weren’t the only odd decisions he made.

My then-sixtyish year old dad bought a unicycle. He also bought a pair of ski poles to help him balance while learning to ride it by traveling up and down a long hallway in his home.

This doesn’t really add anything to the conversation, but I’ve always found it funny and rarely had an opportunity to share it.