Based off a post I made on Reddit a while back. Hope y’all enjoy.

Edit: Since people are mentioning it - the stat buffs do not matter. I was being silly when I threw those in. But yes, the scale is 0-100.

  • nicetomeetyouIMVEGAN@lemmings.world
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    9 months ago

    Get fatigue mask.

    Work out until completely destroyed

    Put on mask

    Wake up refreshed

    Rinse repeat until I can crush stones between fingers

    Dig a lithium mine by hand

    Dominate the battery market and develop affordable electric vehicles

    Use money to build large tubes

    Use personal strength to javalin throw that shit into space

    Get obscenely rich

    Buy facebook actually make it better

    Change name legally to: Fuck you Elon Musk

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      9 months ago

      Ok great now you have the cute of death. You’re the only person who knows it’s true and you created it basically out of complete accident. Now explain it’s mechanics to a scientist the next day.

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    9 months ago

    The penny is OP. Flip a coin, get a heads, buy the most expensive lottery ticket at the gas station. Wait 2 weeks, repeat. Infinite money glitch

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 months ago

      I was trying to avoid “cool item give big money” because that’s exactly what I did when I posted the idea on Reddit. It was a set of dice that would give the winning lottery numbers and then scatter like the Dragon Balls. And then guess what half of everyone chose. At least the penny can be used for things other than gambling. Idk maybe something like that should be a single use item to balance things out.

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        9 months ago

        It’s functionally a wish every 4 weeks, and you know if you’ll succeed or not before you attempt whatever it is.

        Win the lottery, invent time travel, learn to fly, solve world hunger, conquer the universe, create the other artifacts…

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          9 months ago

          I’m not sure that’s how it works. You could do anything that day, but it’s not a learning matter. You still wouldn’t know how to fly a plane the next day if you didn’t learn. Same with inventing. You could invent a time machine but for once you’d need to know when it’s finished and functional and second you probably wouldn’t know how it works, how to repair and replicate it, maybe not even how to use it.

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    9 months ago

    The coin, because I can flip every two weeks to attempt total world domination, and it has a pretty high chance of succeeding somehow. Or just more mundane things like flipping to win the jackpot.

    The slick talker glasses are also pretty overpowered, you can achieve much the same as with the penny if you can just give a quick speech and everyone in the room either tries to fuck you or be you five minutes later.

    But my heart is with the quick sleeper mask, I’m never really rested after waking up and also procrastinate going to bed all the time. Getting a full rest in one hour sounds like the dream

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      9 months ago

      If you have the coin, you’ll pretty much get infinite money. With that you can buy and sleep treatment you need. Also, not having to work means you can sleep whenever you want.

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    9 months ago

    Fatigue mask seems cool, until you’re just spending 7 extra hours a day procrastinating doing the thing you thought you’d use all this extra time to achieve.

    The glasses are OP. With them, nobody can even be mad at you for all the procrastination.