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Gentoo USB (Rare):
=> USE flags: Can rebuild itself
   with or without the other
   three attributes
=> March native: Increases attack
   speed by 1% or -1%
=> Slot: Can use two versions of any
   attribute at the same time
=> PGO: The USB memorizes when you
   attack to increase speed, trading
   off for lower speed elsewhen.
   Requires two rebuilds.

Charm of systemd (common):
=> nspawn: Can build with deeper focus
=> Wisdom tax: The wise are less
   likely to feel neutral toward you
   (+2 or -2 charisma)
=> Chant of systemd: By chanting
'systemd-analyze calendar "Fri *-*-13"',
   the caster instantly knows when
   the next Friday the 13th is.

Let’s have some fun! Spells, items, and dungeons oh my!

  • radswid
    31·
    4 days ago

    Tomb “Wiki of Arch” (common):

    • “Just read the wiki”: By reading the wiki you gain +2 wisdom
    • “everything you need to know is in the wiki”: Merchants increase the price of armour if you misread the wiki
    • “Installation Guide”: Gain 5 speed, reduce your weapon slots to 1, increase armour by 1
    • fool@programming.devOP
      17·
      4 days ago

      Price of armor x ﹏ x

      Maybe another stat, if I may join you –

      => Brand o' The Wiki:
   After 100 hours in the wiki, every
   hundred words uttered must
   either include RTFM or the
   acronym of this debuff. Wears
   off when near natural vegetation