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minus-squareRobust Mirror@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 hours agoTomorrow you’re going to be inheriting our in-house framework that uses legacy code from before PHP 7.0 with zero documentation and no dependency management.
minus-squareeinkornlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agoSounds good to me. Had another job where my task was to maintain Perl scripts from the 90s. The company was crap, though, so I only stayed for half a year.
minus-squareExtraMedicated@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoI have a Laravel app I’ve been maintaining for about ten years that will make you hate PHP as well.
minus-squareeinkornlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·7 hours agoBold of you to assume I don’t hate PHP already.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agohttps://eev.ee/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/
PHP Developer here: Give me your worst!
Tomorrow you’re going to be inheriting our in-house framework that uses legacy code from before PHP 7.0 with zero documentation and no dependency management.
Sounds good to me.
Had another job where my task was to maintain Perl scripts from the 90s. The company was crap, though, so I only stayed for half a year.
I have a Laravel app I’ve been maintaining for about ten years that will make you hate PHP as well.
Bold of you to assume I don’t hate PHP already.
https://eev.ee/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/