I fry my frozen bread in about a tablespoon of butter. Makes every sandwich delicious

I was excruciatingly disappointed when I watched those and didn’t see the dragon lady of America eating his ass for breakfast.

I just want to say, I love everything about this sentence

I can get an AMD 7800X3D, a b650 mobo, and 32Gb of DDR5 RAM for $500 right now in a bundle from my local Microcenter. I bought that exact bundle for like $425 a few months ago when I rebuilt my gaming PC because they happened to have some other sale running that stacked with the bundle price. Gimme a modern x64 processor and DDR5 RAM I know will feasibly last me like 10 years for a few extra bucks any day.

I can’t believe we still have to justify writing unit tests to management in the year 2024

Ayup, this one’s goin in the memes folder

Also tell them we’re constantly bombarded by electromagnetic radiation on the daily from the fucking sun

When you don’t have actual sex ed, you’re taught that the only way to avoid pregnancies, diseases, shaming your family, and running your life is to remain abstinent until marriage.

I don’t know if you’ve met many teenage humans, but abstinence is a pretty tall task to ask of them.

The thing is, people should be able to spend money on small things like that here and there. Like, society has advanced to the point where no one should be left wanting, there’s enough for everyone to live a happy, fulfilled life, and treat themselves on occasion. Unfortunately though, billionaires hoard wealth like dragons sitting on a pile of treasure, and they’re just as greedy when people try and take even a tiny piece of their hoard.

Nah, hackthebox and many other red team simulation type sites have strict rules of engagement. You’re there to solve a puzzle as defined by hackthebox, not get around the puzzle by hacking hackthebox.

As far as flavor and moisture and bacteria content go, yes, it would be better

The amount of people who say they do agile/kanban/scrum but have never talked to a customer/end user, let alone released something, is frightening

China and Russia are now picking up the countries America pushes away.

Pretty sure North Korea has been allied with China and Russia for way longer than the US has been “pushing them away”.

Like Syndrome without the suit

It’s probably safe to say that those parents (at least the father) equals many trouble

No, with basically all other cars you can just unlock and open the doors with a physical key and a physical handle. That’s the next step in an emergency when the electronic locks fail, not fucking breaking through the fucking windows.

You don’t necessarily need types for that kind of thing though, a strict linter that flags that code works just as well

You’ve been replied to by two people. Are you seeing ghosts? Are they in the room with you right now?

The best part is they don’t understand the cost of that retraining. The non-engineer marketing types in my field suggest AI as a potential solution to any technical problem they possibly can. One of the product owners who’s more technically inclined finally had enough during a recent meeting and straight up to told those guys “AI is the least efficient way to solve any technical problem, and should only be considered if everything else has failed”. I wanted to shake his hand right then and there.

They go so fucking hard live too, absolute blast to watch

Also wtf South Africa.

Yeah, can someone help me out with a pronunciation guide on that one?