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Cake day: August 31st, 2023

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  • Man, we ended up setting up a wiki for all the ones from my last campaign… it’s down at the moment, but here are a few I have saved on my phone:

    “My companions and I are professional adventurers”

    “Some of us more professional than others…”

    “For no sexy reason, what does the pope look like?”

    “Also, I’m not doing terrible! But I definitely just got stabbed.”

    Bard: “No, this is wholesome [Bard] moment! Anyway, how much money do you have?”

    Sorcerer: “[Ranger], we are about to do some wacky-ass magic”

    Ranger: “In that case, I would like to watch it from over there.”

    Sorcerer: “I will not be doing it. I will be joining you.”

    GM: “Divine and wild magic start pouring into and it’s like… Have you ever licked a battery?”

    GM: “Divine, chaos, and dragon magic flows through you—”

    Bard: “And bardic from the inspiration!”

    Ranger: “Oh I can add some ranger nature!”

    Sorcerer: “And I have one that can help! I cast minor illusion to make a “do not disturb” sign.”

    “If I take one more step, it’ll be the furthest I’ve ever been from home…”

    “You didn’t even have to step.”

    “If I take one more interdimensional vortex…”

    “Your left or my left? You’re an orb.”

    “I am.”

    “Float like a flowerpot, sting like a school bus.”



  • Outer Wilds

    If you’re a naturally curious person, the odds are you will probably enjoy Outer Wilds. No other game I’ve played has ever had quite the same blend of mystery, conquering the unknown, and semi-realistic space exploration.

    Could someone make another game like it? Not impossible, I suppose, but I think you would be hard pressed.

    Should you keep playing the original? You really can’t, one time through is all you get. Once you have discovered all the secrets and uncovered the mysteries, that is your journey through it. Still fun to visit every once in a while, though