Exactly this. He made an offer publicly, which was accepted and legally binding. He overpaid substantially and proceeded to run the company into the ground.

And that’s how I met your mother

He looks more intelligent than most project managers.

As reported by Henri Sauval, Lazarus was sentenced to death for killing a man, but averted the execution by pointing out that this would also kill his innocent twin brother

He beat the system. This man clearly has two brains.

I wish I could build a menacing lair using only spit and wood pulp.

• Defragmentation

He gets burned regularly this man. One could say he would be used to it by now.

Hah, the English drive on the left because they’re backwards. They would immediately bump into regular people’s boats and sink.

More importantly: why does God need glasses and where does he get them?

Solar panels don’t work at night

Probably because they’re from the U.S. where SMS is still used extensively for messaging.

Because hexbear users would never do that, right? You’re fighting your battle on the wrong battleground.

Hehe “cockfoster”

In skateboarding the term is “poser”.

Friend of mine played enemy territory competitively. They turned the graphics all the way down so grass and smoke didn’t get in the way of their field of vision.

With someone else?

Ok, can someone please explain the bread to me? I sometimes go to Austria on holiday and every time there’s this bread on t.v. floating in space or doing other silly boring stuff. This goes on all throughout the night. I can turn on the t.v. at 4 a.m. and the bread will be there…

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Remember that, in general, consuming almost always costs you something while producing can potentially give you something. This is true in a very broad sense.

Don’t take shortcuts doing DIY. Prepare, use the right tools. Don’t skip steps or do things “quick and dirty”. Clean up afterwards.