Dunno where you are OP but here is Thursday.

Hopefully they simply missplaced a zero.

I never seen a standing desk honestly, I thought it was a meme more than anything else.

It doesn’t bother you looking up or are you a giraffe ?🦒

source: SMBC link

Why sleep when you can take drugs!

Well the intresting thing is that one of your contacts accepted the invitation.

It got installed edge on an android phone as well.

While Microsoft doesn’t normally control anything on android, my workplace requires a Microsoft intune to be installed to run the company email or teams on your phone. This effectively creates a workprofile with it’s own play store and a forced install of several applications such as edge

Where in all the 50 pixels you see a cat?

This is the report:

https://greenpeace.at/uploads/2023/07/report-ticket-prices-of-planes-vs-trains-in-europe.pdf

While undoubtedly the train fares are unreasonably expensive in several routes specially in UK, the comparison is mostly for longer routes like London to Barcelona or Madrid to Brussels, where you need to change several trains from different operators. Few would be willing to try such a route.

These kind of routes are not much favourable to trains and also the quoted Ryanair fare, I doubt 12.9€ is a last minute fare, it probably doesn’t include airport fees and extras you might want like a luggage and so on.

This sounds like he made up the stupidest justification after getting himself caught red handed.