This is a very meta unpopular opinion…

Also, it is wrong. And unpopular. So I need to up vote?

Neither one has a goatee though

If it makes you feel better they’re super shitty to their paying customers too.

You may be able to get in at an electric utility, preferably public power or a co-op. They tend to need both low and high voltage electricians and engineers.

But it’s not supposed to be literal!

(unless I say it is)

People are worms, stuffed into a meat sack with appendages that make it easier to put food into the worm.

I’m sorry, kinda hilarious that you had to add a sarcasm tag. And sad.

It’s a little amusing that they correcty identify that calling evolution a religion is an insult.