How fast can you pull an interesting battlemap and an interesting encounter ?

Because I had DMs making me wait while they cobbled something last minute that we couldnt avoid, meaning they could have planned it in advance with 0 chances of wasting the preps

I have no idea what this means

Monopoly is fine. Dnd is another beast.

Ish. Dont shit where you eat. Its risky to play with coworkers, but really dangerous to play with your boss. I highly advise everyone NOT to do it

Mosquitoes that suck your blood are all mothers, since only the larvas need blood to survive. So when you smash one, you also kill indirectly babies with their mother. I’ve knowned this for 20 years, and every summer, I’m still SMASHING THOSES BITCHES UP

Im listening

This sounds way too complicated. It probably was the intention. Nice trolling. Doesnt help but heh.

First citation is free I dont care

But seriously, what is back pay ? I have no clue

So you do lack imagination then ?

I could make it work. They need to not be suspicious, so be generous with them. They need to eat and aleep, so they need some money. Same with their inventory care.

And why do you need so much money ?

Plus at some point, there is this exchange that will take place :

Player : my character has no reason to share/be with the party

Good DM : great. Now go back to character creation and make a character that will work at a minimum with the party.